Shakespeare’s Trump, Act III, Scene III
IVANKA TRUMP and JARED KUSHNER sit at the head of a dinner-table, with DONALD TRUMP JR. in the middle and ERIC TRUMP near its foot. No chairs are empty.
I think we must attend the funeral.
Our absence would insult th’aristocrats.
Whilst Sir McCain had right to keep us out,
’Twas only Father’s presence that he barr’d.
Attending orphan’d, we respect his wish,