Shakespeare’s Trump, Act II, Scene V

Tree in winter. Enter GIGI and KIKI, young women.

GIGI.

Let’s go.

KIKI

We can’t.

GIGI

Why not?

KIKI

We wait for the report,

For Mueller’s mule-work mull’d throughout Mall’s mile.

We wait for proof of what the Don’s acts prove,

That Russian propagandists crown’d him Prez,